They way someone stands when they're probably gay. Typically a lean to the left or right, with arms akimbo.
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An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony
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Get the 《¤》Happen《¤》Stance《¤》HapUpen《¤》staUnce《¤》happeN《¤》stancE《¤》 mug.The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.
When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.
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