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trouser squish 

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.
"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

Seattle squish patty 

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping
Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs
Seattle squish patty by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

log squish 

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.
That guy looks like a log squish
log squish by Cobenhagen January 4, 2018

DIRTY SQUISH 

DIRTY SQUISH

Walking barefoot in a big pile of soft dog shit and it squishes up between toes.
He did a DIRTY SQUISH when he stepped in the soft dog shit barefoot

The Squish 

The area located just at the tip of your ass bone right above the actual asshole.
The squish feels good when tickled.
The Squish by NascarTigger February 27, 2009

Nig Squish 

it is when two midget black people squish there but cheeks together while farting and ejaculating.
Dude, did you see those people nig squish at megans party last week?
Nig Squish by Linqk July 8, 2012