Skimming

This is the act of hanging around a nightclub or pub to the last hours of the night to pick up the drunken uglies that remain.

I'm not going home yet, i'm skimming for my next root.

I was skimming last night and picked up this ugly fat chick.

by XSpence January 7, 2009

Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

slumming

something that basically doing bad or is undesirable. Commonly used in Washington DC slang. also see "slummin".

Ay, I don't know what was up with Tony on the basketball court today. Usually he scores at least 12 points per game, but today he was slumming -- only scoring 3 points and giving 4 turn overs.

by Tabnaka April 9, 2006

Quimming

The act of not being able to pass a person in a hallway.

"Man, the other day I was not able to walk past Tyrone in the hall. He kept quimming, and I couldn't get by him."

by jldr56 November 16, 2009

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

slumming

to act out throughout the day as a bum; to do nothing all day

John woke up on Sunday morning and decided that he will slum all day and do nothing.

by synical33 April 18, 2005

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014