Squimp

A dirty butthole (cousin to swampass)

Ram that dick in my Squimp!!
I love licking Squimp before sex.
Fred really acts like a Squimp at times.

by Kat D Mak. July 11, 2009

Squimp

A girl that despite being hairy (like a chimp) is also so sweaty that her skin glistens like that of a squid.

When i saw her working out I realised that she wasn't just ugly and hairy but was also a squimp.

by LFCSanj June 16, 2008

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

squief

a slang term for marijuana

i just got some bomb squief

by america June 13, 2004

Squimbly

adj. somewhere between drunk and hungover. You're not yet sick but you're definitely not having fun.

i woke up in a pile of leaves next to a las vegas chapel feeling a bit squimbly. it wasn't until after i got back from my new wife's trailer home that the hangover hit.

by peter/ tippy January 27, 2009

squimp

A theoretical squid-shrimp hybrid, which would taste excellent both in battered rings or barbecued.

"Squimp?", Hank squawked as he spat out the sandwich, "I thought it was scamprawn! You KNOW I can't stand squimp!"

by Mad Dave June 14, 2007

Billy Squire

1. a slang phrase used when talking about male masturbation, due to the singer "Billy Squire" having wrote the song "The Stroke".
2. a code word used during the Annual "40 Days/40 Nights Competition" at Turpin,OK that stands for having lost the bet by having jerked it.

"Dude, Kurtis pulled a Billy Squire after the first day of the competition...sad, sad man."

by Chanman32 February 14, 2008