Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 4, 2016

Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 4, 2016

SQUID

something you would say to ur boss when pissed...

call the help desk you squid

by fredsterooni February 15, 2008

Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.

jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.

by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016

Squid

A female who's vagina is saggy and resembles that of a squid or a sea critter.

Dude did you hear that chick is a total squid.

Dude that chicks squid showed right through her hardtails.

She was hot until i found out she was a squid.

by dosquid February 23, 2010

Squid

When a boy who loves whales wants to give his girlfriend a nickname matched up with his favorite animal but doesn't want to be rude, he calls her squid--which fit because of her warm, soft, pink pussy.

Robert loved to have his squid wrapped tightly around him.

by K-Squid May 5, 2007

Squidding

The process of using your hands to make and upward grasping motion to implement sexual pleasure of the penis and or vagina.

At this very moment Nikjarieas is squidding his penis in his bathroom.

by Iodydingus May 30, 2017