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squishy squirrel

When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.
Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010
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squishy fishy

Dude: How was she?

Brosif: Dude, she sucked. My fingers smell.

Dude: Eww.. hella squishy fishy.
by Kizy January 12, 2009
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Squishy Hippo

A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.

"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.
Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.

Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!
by Shadioactive I.N.C. August 16, 2012
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SquishySaturn

To cover your penis and/or your partner with jell-O and repeatedly slap them in the face with you penis..
dude, last night i gave my girlfriend a wicked SquishySaturn, we used cherry flavored Jell-O
by The SquishySaturn March 11, 2009
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Squishy Pits

A name for a girl who sits with her friends at a camp fire making weird noises and randomly yelling out URGES! or THREE TIMES!
Can be done by many people at once. The person to start this is then dubbed Squishy Pits and you have to choose 2 other people to be named Urges and Three Times.
"Omg... look at him... thats giving my urges... which give you "SQUISHY PITS!" Woah woah!Lets not go Three Times!"
by xxlyddxx April 14, 2009
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Squishy Fishy

The best gamer/hacker in the world. Known for dominating games of splix.io. you will often see him in first place
dang Squishy Fishy is still in first place!
by The Real SquishyFishy March 14, 2017
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Mr.squishy

A damn good distortion pedal from toadworks.Good price too.
I use my mr.squishy pedal with my les paul guitar and it sounds awsome.
by Chickenwing21 November 10, 2006
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