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Squeak Squeak

self-depreciating, humorous response to the question
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Normally only used by men who are in fact brave, but not suicidally so.

"Where's the cheese?" may also be used or added to emphasize the response.
"I don't really fancy going swimming with all those sharks around"
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
"Squeak Squeak. Where's the cheese?"
by Pontius Pilot July 9, 2016
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Squeaky deep

When a pussy is aged to a leathery texture but is still tight enough to create friction making a squeaking noise if a form of lubrecation isn't applied.
"My husband fucked me so hard last night he got squeaky deep"
by Hammo&co #2549brep February 26, 2017
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Squeaky Balloon

When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound
I gave Samantha a squeaky balloon and boy did her butthole squeak when I spread those cheeks apart
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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SQUEAKY DOLPHIN

Sqeaky Dolphin is when you are fucking a bitch from behind and you surprise her by sticking your cock in her ass without her expecting it. Then, she screams out (ut uh, ut uh) like a dolphin.
I was fucking this girl hardcore from behind and I stuck it in her ass and the bitch screamed out ut uh, ut uh like a squeaky dolphin. So I kept doing it until her ass started to bleed.
by Donnie H September 5, 2006
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Squeaky chair

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair
After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!
by J-Pimping November 1, 2008
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Squeaker

A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)
Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.
by bobertdupp June 17, 2013
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Squeakibean

1. A way of describing an inanimate object you do not know the name of or that is annoying you:

2. Can also be a way of describing somebody who is useless or who often fails at everything they attempt:

3. Somebody who performs silly and immature actions because they want to be funny

The word is commonly used in areas of extreme
eg 1:
Person 1: Hey mate whats that plant called
Person 2: Oh that thing its a squeakibean

eg 2:

Person 1: She got 1/46 in that test
Person 2: Oh dear what a squeakibean

eg 3:

Haha she seriously squashed a doughnut on his head? That is such a squeakibean thing to do
by Bramosaurus_Rex October 12, 2011
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