Square

Typically has C name, bad at responding texts, shows up late, cannot deadlift 425 pounds, played trumpet, looks like a pretty boy on his drivers license

Overall super nice guy…. But you know what they say

architect majors in SLO are squares

by Katttttttcat June 5, 2022

Square

Someone who’s personality it boring and bland

Bro James is a FKIN square

by KenTheZen September 4, 2022

Square

Being unchill asf. Square-like fasho.

“Patrick Flannery is definitely a square. Way too many corners”

by Braedon.rezai November 5, 2022

Square

A kind of person who would tie a square knot.

"What's a square knot? It's the type of knot you would tie you fucking square" -Danny Gonzalez

by RealBasicBee December 6, 2022

Square

A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.

Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"

Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Square

Extremely good looking guy.

Weirdly big eyes.
Good abs.
A classic square.

I went on a date with a real square yesterday.

by Expertondefinitionofsquare June 15, 2023

square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024