For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.
by Nob April 28, 2004
A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.
Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.
Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.
by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" September 23, 2007
by Jay November 18, 2003
by Briget Smiles December 03, 2010
1. Waking up with your partner in the middle of the night, engaging in the physical act of love, and falling asleep again.
2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.
2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.
"Jeepers, me and Stacy had a fantastic midnight spread last night."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."
by newton64 July 23, 2008
1. verb - The act of bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in someone's face (usually for a rectal visual exam)
by waterleopard December 21, 2011
"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".
by CrowTime December 10, 2011