Spork

a implement used in the consumption of food. It is a piece of cutlery combining elements of Both spoon and fork. Creating something that can be used to eat both Pasta and soup.

" Dude, these noodles are too runny for my fork!"

" Then use a Spork..........Tool"

by Lewie D August 14, 2008

SPORK

n. a combined spoon & fork.

Can you please pass me the spork?

by karroll March 22, 2009

sporked

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.

We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.

by Lil Lady January 21, 2004

Spork

Spotted Pork

Beyond Spam, there's the madness of the meat-like product that is Spork.

by Samuel Griffon September 18, 2010

Spork

A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.

Paco used his spork to scoop the corn on his plate and then to stab the last few delicious pieces.

by Sporkey McAwesome March 20, 2008

sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 12, 2007

sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.

The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.

by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006