splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

Snorting Season

When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw

Yo wanna get into snorting season with me by cutting some lines of candy canes

by McThiccqqie December 20, 2019

sploingug

One of those people who asks you questions about a movie you just watched in order to determine if you were paying attention

One of those sploingugs kept accusing me of not actually watching the movie.

by Norman alman November 7, 2021

Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

A stupid fucking ginger who has a lot of nicknames

That guy is a Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo he is called a lot of names and has no soul

by Kyletheuncoolkid February 1, 2018