Hipster Speedball

Drinking espresso, or other coffee shop drinks, while smoking marijuana.

I am going to stop by the Bean Fiend tonight, hang out on the back deck, for a quick Hipster Speedball before I ride my fixie downtown to check out Hadag Nachach. You've probably never heard of them.

by ObservingSCAD September 22, 2011

Two Second Speed Up

When a guido approaches slowly in his tricked out Honda Civic, speeds up for the 2 seconds it takes to pass you in order to look sweet, then immediately slows down again.

Two Second Speed Up

by CPD2011 May 11, 2011

Arizona Speedbump

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Ghandi Speed

slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace

Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!

by T-MO myspace.com/tmosolclique October 4, 2008

running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Speedian

A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.

Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.

by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004

speed racer

A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.

Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!

by Cellist December 19, 2003