Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!
by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010
Get the Birthday Spackle mug.Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.
Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".
by Slugworthy March 30, 2011
Get the Headline Speak mug.1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.
Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.
Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.
Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.
Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.
by Ryan2her December 5, 2013
Get the fauxtivational speaker mug.when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.
by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018
Get the redneck speaker phone mug.The way youtubers will typically censor themselves by avoiding swear words and certain topics to an absurd degree in order to not get demonetized because of YouTube's harsh system.
by Person1582962 June 7, 2020
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by TechnoAngel June 13, 2018
Get the Speach mug.When a group of girls or women, usually close friends, get excited while talking to each other. They start talking rapidly, in a high pitched tone.
I saw your little sister at the mall. I don’t know where she was headed, because Becky showed up. Then some dolphin speak started about a boy, or a skirt, or was it chocolate.
All I know, is that my ears are still ringing.
All I know, is that my ears are still ringing.
by Almond Joy (I feel like a Nut) May 23, 2009
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