a boring story or trivial remark to prevent an embarrassing silence
remember: the most boring shit gets exciting when it is a shame saver
remember: the most boring shit gets exciting when it is a shame saver
"Everybody was about to go embarrassingly quiet but Tom shamesaved us with a story about him waiting for 2 hours at the doctor."
"I misapplied a shame saver last night. It turned out people just smoked too much pot."
"I misapplied a shame saver last night. It turned out people just smoked too much pot."
by Gustaphe August 24, 2012
Get the shame saver mug.When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013
Get the Closet Shaver mug.the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!
one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!
john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.
jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.
jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
Get the new slaver mug.Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.
by Angrytypist May 20, 2017
Get the Two spacer mug.Not imprisoning slaves, but letting them live anywhere they choose, knowing that the need to feed themselves will force them to find a job, and that their need to find a better job will get them to attend school. Then hiring them, paying them a regular salary, giving them health insurance so they will not break down, and giving them 2-weeks vacation so they will rest and recuperate. Then have the TV ads convince them to buy a car to get to work, a house to live in, and other things to live better, to all along exploiting their labor as the masters did on the plantations. Disguised slavery is the spine of a system called 'human farming' and is sinonimous with 'salaried slavery.' Though some see it as unfair, it may be the only way for society to function and thrive.
Though in reality they are salaried slaves and victims of the 'human farming' system, convinced by the media and their friends—because they echo what the media tells them, my neighbors diligently drive to work and back home from Monday to Friday and rest on the weekend to prepare for another round of 9 to 5. Thought disguised slavery is an imperfect lifestyle because it's victims—or if you see their lifestyle in a positive light you may want to call them practitioners or participants instead—are not free to fully develop themselves because their time is taken producing goods or serving clients. As imperfect as the disguised slaver system may be, it appears to be the only way for society to operate and thrive.
by but for January 23, 2018
Get the disguised slavery mug.A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.
by B0rd April 16, 2020
Get the semen saver mug.The Ministry of slavery is a group dedicated to the premeditated conspiracy related to a hostile takeover of the human race. Which promotes Sex slavery, sex trafficking, human trafficking, cyberbullying, trap houses, home invasions, computer hacking, cellphone tapping, stalking. This group is generally made up of drug addicts with an inferiority complex, and low self esteem. Driven by a greed for money.
The Ministry of slavery will not beat the freedom fighters. Long live the American Dream and Democracy.
by VelvetSunshine July 23, 2016
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