shred

A guitar playing style or technique that was abandoned in the late 1980's.

The board of directors at MTV decided that learning to "shred", as it were, took too much time, patience, and work to do correctly, and thus was banned in early 1992, in favor of more lucrative cookie cutter style bands, with a higher turnover rate.

MTV Exec 1: "Aw come on. Shred is cool."

MTV Exec 2: "Yes, but look here. In the time it takes to teach one guy how to shred well, we can raise and kill off four three-chord bands, OR seventeen boy-bands!"

MTV Exec 1: "Well holy shit on rye, Steve! Who needs shred anyways?"

by The.Sam June 11, 2004

Shredulous

The beginning comes from "shred" which on a guitar shreding is playing really good and fast. The ending comes from "fabulous." Together they make a word with such an awesome power but more or less means "awesome"

used in "cool court" from sickanimation.com

"This Phat Lady from Haven in Shredulous"

by jfjrghhghg May 25, 2007

shredder fodder

Junk mail that contains personal information or requests for personal information that you don't want stolen. Such as credit card payoff checks, loan applications, and pre-approved notices. The goal is to prevent identity theft.

This credit card payoff check is shredder fodder. I don't want some one committing forgery with this shredder fodder to buy goods.

by J. Wood April 22, 2008

Sereduce

To seduce via serenation. Usually done with an acoustic guitar. Sometimes with mandolin, ukelele, or even piano. Usually something portable and light, but not always. The instrument must, I emphasize MUST be sexy for the seredution to work. Acoustic guitar works because of the womanly curves of the body, and the way the male player drags his fingers across the g-string. As well as various other inexplicable factors that woman find appealing about guitar players.

Example 1:

Paul - Merr. I think I'll go sereduce those hot broads over there by that there campfire thing. I'm gonna play In Your Atmosphere - John Mayer.

Tom - Good luck with that...

Example 2:

Shelby - Oh, Tom! You're soo much better than Paul at sereducing.

Tom (to Paul) - She wants me.

Paul - (moping)

by Guitom February 8, 2009

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011

sloredrobe

obtaining different pieces of clothing from the many different guys you hook up with.

Jen: Omg whose sweat shirt is that?
Kiren: Oh? This is Tom's, he gave it to me last night...and this hat, its Rick's...

Jen: Haha you have the best sloredrobe you slut! love you!

by badbitch345 November 1, 2013

shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.

Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.

by Stalefisherman July 11, 2016