"Somebody's drunk"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
by SoberCow November 27, 2015
when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea
Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022
by Jeepjack April 11, 2022
The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.
by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010
An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'
The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'
by Raving Looney January 01, 2007
pt sober (ie. phantasy tour sober). the act of being only marginally trashed on one or more substances. also known as a still publicly acceptable, milder version of spun.
e.g: "i was pt sober, i only had four beers"
"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."
"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."
by jellyandjammms April 02, 2010
by soberasapeach October 17, 2007