snorteled

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.

"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "

by 207iac September 3, 2016

snorteled

That moment when you fall asleep and snore loud enough to startle yourself awake.

"Dad just snorteled hard enough to scare himself damn near off the couch."

by 207iac July 27, 2016

smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

skattered

Hungover

Aw man she fucken skattered from last night

by Nevegilbert December 31, 2017

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019