Dolphin Sneeze

To have an orgasm in one's pants; to jizz one's pants

Larry, the first time a girl hugs you, you're going to have a nerd-gasm and dolphin sneeze all up in your pants.

by SydneyValentine May 2, 2011

Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

by Tikkito November 5, 2009

Cum Sneeze

A sneeze containing (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.

"Last night at the dinner table I had a totally embarrassing cum sneeze."

"Yuck!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Sneeze purgatory

When you feel like you're about to sneeze but it just won't happen

Guy #1: Ah, ah, ah, ah...
Guy #2: Stuck in sneeze purgatory, I see. Inhale through your nose.
Guy #1: (inhales) Ahhh-CHOO!

by hopkings April 24, 2013

sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.

It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013

Sneeze Labor

When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.

According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.

by snuggiefortwo December 19, 2010