smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.

Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!

by Chloedog December 13, 2003

saocore

the genre saosin falls under. mixture of hardcore and saosin. this genre was made up by the fans.

"what genre would saosin fall under????"

"SAOCORE!"

by rain orozskeeto April 29, 2008

Smofo

A smooth mother fucker.

Guy 1 : Did you see that guy get all those chicks last night?

Guy 2 : Yeh what a smofo.

by samuel l samson April 22, 2009

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Smolover

A very frightening creature that will unleash her murderous rage upon you at a drop of the hat. A Smolover feels that she (it) is sexy and will hold provocative poses with her legs apart, but mostly it just stinks. A Smolover lurks at lunch time... seeking it's prey to swallow whole in one gulp. When anxious, the Smolover lets out a noxious foul smell.
The Smolover most resembles Sigmund the Sea Monster.

"Don't be such a smolover."

"Do you smell that? Must be a smolover!"

"I feel a chill up my spine... must be a smolover lurking close by"

"SMOLOVER!"

by Shiva Shamboo February 25, 2010

fart smock

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

by Smerv May 17, 2014