Sleeping Beauty

to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you wank feels like someone else is doing it for you.

tried that sleeping beauty thing last night, it was great

by sam69!!... April 17, 2009

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle

Slang word for Penis

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

by Tj Xanovaria October 11, 2004

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Shleeping

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.

It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.

by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013

sleeping pull

when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better

man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"

by karisma October 23, 2006

Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

SLERKING

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

by lokopanocho December 3, 2010