Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
No
Dude, It'll blow your mind!
Really? Guess I'll try.
5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
No
Dude, It'll blow your mind!
Really? Guess I'll try.
5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
Get the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim mug.by Turkeymash June 24, 2015
Get the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim mug.1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT March 1, 2011
Get the the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim mug.Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022
Get the Skyrim mug.by plasticalien April 24, 2020
Get the Skyrim mug.The leading cause of divorce. This is due to the cheating the player has caused after 300 hours of going on dates with Serana, which she's hot not gonna lie. The player will not notice. However, after months spent on SkyrimPorn, filtered to Serana, the player might realize he fucked up his actual relationship in real life with an actual girl.
I feel much happier living in my mansion in Whiterun, Skyrim, with my new wife Serana, which is always by my side, unlike you, bitch. I must break up with you
by Avillian April 8, 2021
Get the Skyrim mug.Skyrimming is used to describe the obsessive, unhealthy and quite honestly inhumane amount of hype that leads up to something that turns out to be sub-par or average.
Something that causes an amount of hype that keeps one from eating or sleeping, often rendering them unable to accurately judge the said thing with any amount of logic or reason.
Something that causes an amount of hype that keeps one from eating or sleeping, often rendering them unable to accurately judge the said thing with any amount of logic or reason.
"Looks like Bethtesda is releasing a new fallout game"
"I know, Jordan has been Skyrimming it for about a month now, that boy needs help"
"I know, Jordan has been Skyrimming it for about a month now, that boy needs help"
by Innerstellar June 5, 2015
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