Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 01, 2018

Skeeter boot

A skinny blunt

Girl you rolled a skeeter boot

by skeeter boot definer December 07, 2018

Skeeter

A Skeeter or skeeter blunt is a blunt with a small amount of weed/marijuana in it

Aye boi let just roll a skeeter I gotta be home soon.

by Hungdaddy666 June 22, 2022

Skeeter

Someone how has a skid stane on there pants all the time

"hey man did you see that guy it looks like he has a skid stane all the time"

"Ya he is a real skeeter"

by Skeeyster March 18, 2024

Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.

“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”

by Jamie’s taylor January 20, 2018

Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"

by Jeems Comedy July 05, 2022

Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!

Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby

by Oh yes babyyy March 08, 2023