simptaneous

When you spontaneously simp.

The way she looked at her was simptaneous.

by Precisely_42_Bees May 30, 2021

Simran

Simran with @simashiyana is known to be the prettiest girl and the softest human to exist, does she realise that the world actually revolves around her ??? her voice is the cutest i could just listen to her for my entire lifetime, well and truly the only the dream girl.

Have u seen simran?

she’s the best !!

by yoursonly June 5, 2021

Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021

Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

Simranned

Almost dying, Getting cut off or ran off the road on a motorized vehicle

Yo bro last night i almost got simranned

by Carlson897 August 13, 2021

Simthande

Simthande is a rare person with a rare name. She has a good heart, she's beautiful and talkative.

Simthande is shy at first but when she gets to know you.... She's another thing

Hey Simthande you look gorgeous

by Zoom innnnn November 21, 2021

simantak

The sexiest man that can ever exist. Period. No other person can ever pull harder than a simantak. Brains, brawn, and sex-appeal. No one else can beat him.

Holy fuck dude that’s a simantak, don’t introduce your wife to him.

by Hypergigachad November 22, 2021