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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Brick Simmons

The guy who bricks all his threes, also known as Benedict Simmons.
Brick Simmons made a three! For the first time in forever...
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the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
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simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.
Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.
by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021
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Dennis Simmons

by James Bine July 16, 2019
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Ben Simmons

A 6'10 pg who is arguably the goat who has a higher FG% than Steph Curry while shooting with his left hand even though he is a righty.
by Ben Simmons Fan June 8, 2023
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Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"
Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.
by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021
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