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Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
by anonymous August 29, 2021
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the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
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Lucas Simmons

Lucas Simmons aka licas aka reacas. Is a male specimen who thinks he has hops because he is apart of the basket ball community. “Black”. He thinks he’s all that cause he ball hawks but he buns. Thinks he’s on his “winter arc” but he just likes dudes. His girlfriend also broke up with him because he nigger
Lucas Simmons has zero huzz
by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024
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Simmonator

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.
Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females
by Oatesy42 July 16, 2025
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Brick Simmons

The guy who bricks all his threes, also known as Benedict Simmons.
Brick Simmons made a three! For the first time in forever...
by pbrfekndmlsanjh9vo February 27, 2025
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simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.
Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.
by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021
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