a person who doesn't like to socialise or speak out in public.
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word
by DESIJATT87 February 19, 2015
Get the silent jaymug. when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.
Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!
Other guys: yeah!!!!!
Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!
*silent moment*
from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie
Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?
Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.
*silent moment*
Other guys: yeah!!!!!
Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!
*silent moment*
from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie
Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?
Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.
*silent moment*
by drider August 1, 2010
Get the silent momentmug. take out your dick (no boner) go up to the girl when shes sleeping jump and whack her in the face with it while yelling in what you think is chinese!!
by jay ave lew January 22, 2009
Get the silent samuraimug. A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.
Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard
by I LIKE TURTLES %^&*() July 29, 2011
Get the Silent Ballmug. When you switch off your "online now" status on myspace/facebook so you can roam around your friends pages without them knowing you are online. Often used by those who receive insults to always being online.
Kent: Oh my god, I just got a message from Kent but he's not online...?
Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep
Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep
by Jaspar Goodman January 10, 2008
Get the Silent Creepmug. an insanely scary game designed to make boys and girls defecate as soon as they are exposed to it. its fucked up.
jimbo: play some silent hill
johnny: dude.
jimbo: what? lets play
johnny: fuck that yo, that shit is way too scary.
jimbo: u fucking pussy
johnny: no shit, i wouldnt play that game to save my family
johnny: dude.
jimbo: what? lets play
johnny: fuck that yo, that shit is way too scary.
jimbo: u fucking pussy
johnny: no shit, i wouldnt play that game to save my family
by cy September 18, 2003
Get the Silent Hillmug. Laughing silently:
1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.
1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.
1) Parent: "Son, what are you doing up there? What's so funny? You better not be on that Urban Dictionary site!"
Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"
2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."
You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"
Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"
Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"
2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."
You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"
Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"
by noobtacular April 14, 2008
Get the silent laughingmug.