Serena

The previous entry is most assuredly not about Serena Phillips of Henderson, Nevada.

When Serena Phillips said "I know that urbandictionary entry on 'Serena' is about me," she was wrong.

by notserena December 15, 2008

serena

A verb. The act of cleansing your anus in preparation for gay sex. Typically involves the use of a "sure shot" or metal penis-like attachment which hooks to the shower and shoots water into the rectum resulting in a chunky mass on the shower floor. A magic wand.

our friend Tony excitedly told us that he had just serena'd and was fresh for door bell trade!

by the Square Gang April 14, 2008

serena

an ugly bitch that likes chocolate boys even tho her tio said no because she’s a beaner

serena is so ugly and needs to find a rich white boy

by wkskskskksks April 11, 2019

Serena

a beautiful girl who you think is the woman of your dreams. but after 1 yr n x months she will leave you. and she will act like nothing happened with you. n then she goes off with one of your best friends

i love serena. but i wish she never left </3

by Lancelot13 March 7, 2011

Serenate

To marinate something, and then sauté it.

Bob: What's for dinner Suzan?
Suzan: I was thinking of Serenating a steak.
Bob: Sounds delicious!

Bob: Hey Paul, what did you do tonight?
Paul: I just serenated the fuck out of Suzan.
Bob: Hey that's my wife!
Paul: Well I just did you a favor then.

by I-HOP September 30, 2011

Serena Fail

used for anyone who fails so hard that they have almost no redeeming qualities. Also uses a hairbrush as their lover

Jim: "Did you here about that one girl? They caught her using a hairbrush on herself"
Timmy: "Man that is so Serena Fail"

by Mr. Cassanova May 1, 2009

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010