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shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.
Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.
by DannyProvidence February 21, 2008
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shitlicious

–verb

Used to describe food of unknown or poor quality, which are delicious.

Foods from McDonald's, Gas Stations, and places of the like, which you know are gross, yet still taste amazing.
Nat: What is that, it looks like it tastes like crap!

Clint: I know, I got it at the gas station, its shitlicious though!
by SummerSessions@DSP May 9, 2011
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Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.
Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious
by Skahtee1 December 7, 2009
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shitricide

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
by john really brown April 30, 2006
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shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.
"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)
by james November 15, 2003
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shitpiss

the combination of two swear words to show double the frustration.
"that hurt fucking shitpiss"
by peter file March 2, 2005
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shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.
Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.
by berishnicoff December 28, 2005
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