Shithoused

Very drunk/pissed,to the point that you might need to spend the night near the toilet/outhouse or a bucket/bin.

"Wow,Tom was so shithoused the other night he threw up so much."

by Montanagrl5 January 17, 2019

shithouseable

The ability to shithouse a task

I think dressing up as cartoon characters is fairly shithouseable

by MATLFan1010 May 2, 2022

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023