Shimir

the person who will investegate you if your father have just went missing due to pursue of getting the milk.

Why you so sad joe?

My dad went to go get the milk

Really? Just call Shimir

by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022

Arkansas shiner

When a man decides to have a sip of whiskey and keeping it in his mouth and then give oral sex to a female.

Hey man my wife enjoyed so much the Arkansas shiner I gave her before to sleep.

by blackmambou October 5, 2017

Subway Seat Shamer

Members of the public (social justice sociopaths) who feel compelled to targeted commuters on subway/mass transit lines to give up their seats to perceivably more deserving people, and if rejected, proceeds to take pictures of these commuters to shame on social media, often conveniently leaving out other more able-bodied commuters who are just as able to give up their seats, because then there will be nothing to post on social media.

"At first I didn't know why the seats were all empty on this train but all the commuters were standing. Then I heard a rumor that this subway line is very popular with Subway Seat Shamers. I was told there are hundreds of pictures of passengers taken on this subway line floating around on social media. The comments were brutal."

by theminoritydude June 23, 2016

Boot Shiner

A sycophant; a suck-up; given to flattery

"That guy's always trying to impress some rich losers. He's a boot shiner."

by Mike Karfunkle September 10, 2006

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

Donkey shiner

When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.

I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.

by TheLatvianProstitute September 14, 2010

Shiker

Someone who neglects to buy a drink for their friends. A contraction of the term "Shout" (Australian slang) and "Piker".

Don't expect Jim to buy you a drink, he's a shiker.

by RP Shakespeare December 2, 2007