Shlumpt

Being excessively tired. Sometimes after doing drug's or drinking alcohol.

I just popped four percs and I feel so shlumpt bro , I can barely keep my eyes open.

by Fatherclout May 2, 2018

Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016

Shumping

To jump while excreting feces from your anus.

I was outside yesterday Shumping all around

by Golden.Dog.Ass August 30, 2006

shlumpy

A shlumpy PL. Shlumperts are very cool but have plump cheeks.

The shlumperts were walking down the street popping HUGE boners.

by Andrew February 20, 2005

shump

to dump the cum from your ass (see shum) after anal sex.

"shortly after hot anal sex with Brad, Hilary found it necessary to take a shump"

by Damalyssien January 11, 2008

shump

Taking a dump and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. This is for maximum efficiency and cleanliness, as one leaves the bathroom with a clean ass and maintains that cleanliness until tommorrow's shump.

I felt refreshed and ready to face my day after my morning shump.

by Tommy Rylander November 3, 2003

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011