I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
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Guy#1: Has your UPS Ground Service package arrived yet?
Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.
Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.
Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.
Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.
Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.
Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.
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OTS stands for Oahu transit services , they believe urban dictionary is a sufficient source for evidence even though anyone can add anything here as a made up meaning there fore anything on urban dictionary is not a creditable source
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Get the terms of service and privacy policy mug.The phrase said over the counter microphone whenever a hot chick enters certain food outlets. Should the phrase be unable to be said due to a female manager out back, a common practice is to press the special button 3 times on the till, displaying a message on the kitchen order screen of the same meaning.
Chick: *enters shop*
Sales assistant: "Service 64"
Kitchen staff: *stare through the food chute in awe*
Sales assistant: "Service 64"
Kitchen staff: *stare through the food chute in awe*
by King of 64 March 30, 2008
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no user serviceable parts inside label on electrical and electronic products the biggest scam in the electronics industry to encourage people to throw their electronic products away and buy new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down even for simple miner repairs because people are to afraid to attempt repairs themselves or cant afford to have them serviced electronics end up in the landfill thanks to this electronics industry scam
by bluebear January 28, 2020
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The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.
The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.
The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.
The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.
a frequently heard quote is:
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'
by luckylocky January 8, 2010
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