tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018

Sergey

He's a dude that gets all the ladies so hide your hoes. He loves rock music like Kiss, Nirvana, and Adriano Celentano. He likes to smoke and drink, though he is trying to break the habit or else he will be kicked of the house. He loves his children and his wife. Over all he's an amazing guy but a little ignorant.
(To my dad)

"Man Sergey's coming! Hide your bitches, he's badass!"

by SoapyGirl ;3 December 20, 2018

Sergey

Sexiest guy on the world. Extremely huge penis. Muscular like Ricardo Milos. And has a friend Dominic. with a huge "gun" in his pants. You are lucky to meet them if you find them.

Damn, I want to set up a threesome with Sergey and Dominic.

by Sеrgey January 15, 2020

Plastic surgery

You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.

Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."

Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"

Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."

Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."

Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."

Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You..."

Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."

Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.

Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape

by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018