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Serbian Holiday

A day free from work that a Serb must have to visit his family or relatives in county jail, local mental hospital, lunatic asylum, subhuman mental institution etc,
SmellyChetno: Boss, i need a weekend a off for my Serbian Holiday, I wanna go to Holland.

BloodyAlbo: Why would u wanna go to Amsterdam & do drugs, shagg prostittues, while you can do that in your enclave of Grachanica?

SmellyChetno: No man, I have to go visit my family in Hague War Crimes Tribunal.
by Ramush"Rambo"Haradini January 6, 2011
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SERBIA

Serbia has a rich cultural heritage ranging from the remains of the oldest human settlement Lepenski Vir, 7000 years old, through the Neolithic site at Vinca, Roman and Byzantine edifices, Tabula Trajana, Gamzigrad, the Belgrade Fortress, Petrovaradin Fortress, to medieval monasteries with their unique architecture and fresco paintings of outstanding beauty from golden age of Serbia in the 12th and 13th centuries.

Belgrade, the capital and the "soul" of modern Serbia, is situated at the confluence of the Sava and the Danube. In the course of its long history it has been captured 60 times, and razed to the ground at least 38 times; however every time it got leveled to the ground the city had arisen from its ashes, like a phoenix- which is a legend connected to the city. Today, it is a modern city of about 2 million inhabitants. To visitors Belgrade offers its rich programme of cultural, artistic and sports events, many museums, cultural and historic monuments. With the Sava Congress Centre and numerous hotels, Belgrade has become one of the major congress and convention centres in Europe.

Many mineral spring and a large number of well-appointed spas with a long tradition of use going as far back as Roman times, are an important feature of Serbia's tourism. In terms of the number of springs and the quality of the waters these spas are famous in Europe.

The combination of natural factors and medical methods in Serbia's modern and specialized centres yields remarkable results in treatment and rehabilitation. Almost all of the spas are situated at the foot of mountains surrounded by wooded hills, and have a mild climate.
golden age of serbia, truly reflects the outstanding beauty which ranges from the 12th and 13th centuries.
by siiizzerb February 27, 2008
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Serbian Chocolate Cake

When a male becomes sexually aroused during the act of excreting faeces and subsequently receives oral sex from a partner, simultaneous to excreting
Jeff: 'I was pumping a huge AGB this morning when my gf busts in and starts giving me the serbian chocolate cake!'

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single serving friend

a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.
P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.
by Christian Encina June 20, 2008
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