Serbia

A lovely country against which has people that just love to write shit about Croatia, just deepening the differences and conflicts. Even now, when no normal person thinks any less of Serbs just because they are Serbs, they have this need to ensure the world that they are the good guys... When they're just the same as Croats. Wars have no winners.

Also, the homeland of Stefan Kapičić.

I'm going to Serbia.
Those Serbs look hot... To bad they're seventeen and shitting about a war they know nothing about.

by TinkerBellCro January 28, 2012

Serbo-Croatian

A languague made up of Serbian and Croatian words.

Serbo-Croatian was the official languague of ex-Yugoslavia.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Serbia

A fascist country ruled over by the granddaughter of Adolf Hitler. It is also often called "West Romania". It is located to the west of Romania. The people here love company because they have many group activities to do in town such as:

1) Punching orphans

2) Kicking puppies

3) Pushing an old lady onto the street

4) Praying that one day they'll be as free as the DPRK

5) Sucking their own dicks

and many others.

To enter Serbia, you need to be alive, since if you are dead, or close to dying you will be kicked out. That way Serbia has a 0% mortality rate. If you die it will only count 5 days after the authorities have found your body. Their healthcare hasn't had an incident since 1991, since then their healthcare is located in Albania. You are not allowed to leave either, thus they don't have an emigration problem.

Serbia is consisted of 5 provinces:

1) Vojvodina

2) Serbia proper

3) Kosovo

4) Montenegro

5) Bosnia

The language is Serbian and it is a beautiful language. The most important phrases in Serbian are:

"Jebo ti Bog mater bre" meaning "Have a good day", it's used commonly as a greeting, and "Slava drugu Titu" meaning "Me and my family will be executed in 3 days on the main square"

Overall I'd recommend giving Serbia a go, I give it a solid 7.8/10

Dude1: "Hey have you been to Serbia"

Dude2: "Of course bro, sick place"

Dude3:"Slava drugu Titu"

Dude1:"Damn, it was nice knowing you"

by The Christmas bee February 3, 2019

Serbian Salad

A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender

This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.

Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad

Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid

by blashada October 18, 2012

serbo-croatian

a langugage spoken originally by Serbians then taken away and called Serbo-croatian

you cant argue with the truth

by pravda September 1, 2005

Serbian Gooch Rash

A severe condition is frequently obtained in the city of East Stroudsburg. Most known for it's 2010 outbreak in Warriors Football Camp due to over-consumption of warrior dogs and the failure to shower. This condition can only be treated by applying baby powder amongst the affected gooch.

Last night Twilliger caught me purchasing rye bread at Wawa and he made me rub baby powder amongst his gooch all night. He had a bad case of the Serbian Gooch Rash.

by coachtwilliger December 12, 2011

Serbian Surprise

the delicate art of getting off your girlfreind or any woman really with the vibrations of an xbox 360 controller.

named after some guy's Halo 3 online name that i totally p0wned 3 years ago, when i first heard it i initially thought it was a sex move,but it wasnt so now it is.

"Dude;last night i was playin halo online and i just grabbed my chick and started rubbing her clit with the controller,and every time i got shot or killed it vibrated,i totally got her off with it! i totally gave her the serbian surprise!"

by The M4chin3 November 20, 2009