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Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
by badugah February 21, 2009
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sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.
"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."
by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009
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Scared

When you're afraid of people finding out you're a fucking puss.
When you ask Nate to get on Siege but he's fuckin' scared. to. death.
by Brabb555 May 29, 2017
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Scared

Adj. What a thirsty woman says if she's putting down sex (usually right after she's met you) but you ain't hearin' it. Sometimes seen as "scared of women," "scared of me," or just plain "scared."
Woman: "I would do you real good...I'd give you just what you want..."
*showing off all she's got* "BAM! Look at that body!" *shows off some skin*
"You sure you don't want a drink? I want to see what you're like when you're drunk."
"Buy me a drink."
"I want to see what you're packin'..."

At this point, a family member or friend might step in to help.
*looks at her, looks at you, like "So, what do ya think?"

"She wants you."

"She's a good woman, she'll treat you right."
"Please, just do it for me."

You: Naw...

Her: What, you scared?

(Even if you're upfront with her, she might keep on asking this over and over if she still thinks she still might have a chance. She might also try to touch your body, or tell everyone you're scared. Your best bet is to flee, and never return.
by anonymous August 11, 2015
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Searena

The best mom in the world. A lover to all. A caring, beautiful woman. A lady that makes you laugh no matter what. Searena's a hard worker and an amazing role model. Is a person that loves all and who all love her! A woman that is soaked in the grace of God, and who never lives a day without remembering it. A wonderful wife to her husband that is pretty darn lucky to have her!
Grace: Searena loves playing with my hair at church!
Sarah: Yea, Searena's like that, she loves everybody, even the EXTRA-ORDINARY ones!
by Kels Kels April 11, 2009
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shared mattress

A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.

Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .
That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?
by 18382 August 24, 2009
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scaredafobic

jessica phu is a scaredafobic pussy, and deprived.
by zhli August 28, 2012
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