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Seal Kisses

When a female places both hands firmly against the lower-side sections of her breasts and pushes them together in a repetitive motion. If motion is executed quickly enough, the sound of the breasts smacking together gives off a kissy kiss noise. Can also be done by males although slightly less attractive opposed to a woman practicing the art of the Seal Kiss.
George: Hey Tim! Did you see Jen give her twins the Seal Kisses?

Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler
by SealManONE August 25, 2011
mugGet the Seal Kissesmug.

duct seal

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.
Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!
by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018
mugGet the duct sealmug.

Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.
Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"
by fetishlover June 6, 2014
mugGet the Bloody Sealmug.

Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.
1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.
by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004
mugGet the Talking to the sealsmug.

bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"
by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012
mugGet the bean sealmug.

seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.
seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.
by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008
mugGet the seal hatermug.

Oil-seal

A circular, rubber lipped seal that fits snuggly onto a shaft, keeping oil inside a component for lubrication whilst the shaft rotates.
See how he smites the hammer atop the chisel and deftly taps the oil-seal into place in the hub.
by Penfold2 July 29, 2007
mugGet the Oil-sealmug.

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