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Scottish egg

The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.
"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"

"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"
by giverofscottisheggs February 4, 2009
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Scottilicious

To have the carisma of Scott, to be desirable as scott is.

(can be used in with a neg. or pos. conotation)
That guy is so scottilicious!
by sbfgf March 10, 2004
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Scrotticles

N. When you are tea bagging someone and pull your sack out to place them upon their eyes. No scrotticles are complete without a nose in the brown eye
Last night I gave that Iraqi bitch scrotticles!!!!!!!!
by Mr. Bead September 25, 2010
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Scrotein Shake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.
John gave Mary a scrotein shake.
by MysteryJuice June 2, 2009
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scrotiferous

The area or region immediately surrounding the scrotum or groin area, including the scrotum itself.
"Dude!! I need to hit the showers and wash my scrotiferous region...BAD"
by GS31322 May 22, 2010
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scottish resistance

1) when two sexual partners pretend that a traditional scottish kilt is a strange, cloth chastity belt, and the act of defloration is reenacted; 2) a red head that won't put out 3) a virgin girl who doesn't wear underwear but does wear really short skirts and won't have sex with you
1) too bad the pink in that kilt was actually insulation, otherwise I actually would have defeated the scottish resistance last night 2) jenny ohara is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever 3) brittany snow is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever
by yesyoudid February 26, 2011
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Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.
Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.
by Bucky Sue September 13, 2013
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