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Screw yourself

It means you're being/doing/saying something unpleasant and you need to go away and get lost.

A person who is upset at someone else's actions tells them to "Screw yourself". They could also say Fuck yourself instead but Screw is the cleaner version.
Q: How does "Screw yourself" or it's equivalent "Fuck yourself/Piss off" mean 'get lost'?

A: 'Screw yourself' implies before this bad transaction between 2 parties. The analogy in this sexual metaphor is that it WAS a mutual and pleasant affair between the 2 parties BUT now the offending party can do it all alone (Masturbate) because they're no longer welcome in each others company.
Ergo, screw yourself cuz I ain't fuckin' witchu no more
Husband comes home from work to hear wife yelling and complaining again at him as soon as he walked through the door but their children are present, so he responds: "You know what I'm tired of you telling me what's wrong every single time I come home from work. Go screw yourself, I'm out!"
by Priz13PersianSouls March 13, 2017
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dj screw

dj from houston, texas....originated SCREW music, which affected so many lives in the south, started the SUC(Screwed Up Click), and is most noteably known for creating thousands of Screw tapes........
One of the most popular screw tapes is June 27th, with the infamous Long Drive 40 minute freestyle.....
by THOEDmojado November 20, 2004
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Bangin Screw

Listening to screwed or slowed music.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003
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Profile Screwing

Similar to frape, a profile screw is when you either:

1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
Dude, wtf, my status just changed to 'I am gay'

ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
by Benenenenen September 6, 2010
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Screwed FNF

literally the best song known to man created by TPTF (that pizza tower fan), it started off as a fansong for the fnf (friday night funkin) mod dnb (dave and bambi), it was removed in the latest update due to the creator of the song making a transphobic joke (which is quite screwed honestly) and was replaced by mealie (not screwed). screwed will live on in our hearts as one of the best songs to ever enter my ears.
person 1: whats your favorite song from dave and bambi?
person 2: umm screwed because its like the best song ever!!!
person 1:bro. thats so screwed!!!
bro i love screwed fnf so much its such a good song its a banger.
by GI1Tch August 23, 2022
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screw it window

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.
Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."
by DevilMike December 15, 2008
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screw pig

I drilled that screw pig all night.
by DaHolmes January 29, 2023
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