“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”
“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”
“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”
by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022
A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.
Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.
My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.
My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
by Dick Onchin November 07, 2020
someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!
the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
by mr ess February 22, 2009
Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.
Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.
by Djangos Riff June 16, 2020
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