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Scooter Juice

Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
mugGet the Scooter Juicemug.

Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
mugGet the Gravy Scootermug.

scooter boo

Little Jaclyn Scooter Boo is adorable.
by Mom In Charge September 21, 2011
mugGet the scooter boomug.

Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.
Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.
by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020
mugGet the Sloppy Scootermug.

CHICKEN SCOOTER

When a guy puts it in her ass then her pussy without a condom on.
Yeah Tom is chicken scooter, he bragged about it last night!"
by Chickenscooterkid449 April 5, 2022
mugGet the CHICKEN SCOOTERmug.

Scooter-Ripped

When someone is jacked enough to look bad-ass even while riding a scooter without a shirt on.
Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.

Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped
by Rico Bram July 29, 2011
mugGet the Scooter-Rippedmug.

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