Scooter-Ripped

When someone is jacked enough to look bad-ass even while riding a scooter without a shirt on.

Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.

Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped

by Rico Bram July 29, 2011

scooter boo

Pet name for a cute infant child.

Little Jaclyn Scooter Boo is adorable.

by Mom In Charge September 21, 2011

Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.

Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

CHICKEN SCOOTER

When a guy puts it in her ass then her pussy without a condom on.

Yeah Tom is chicken scooter, he bragged about it last night!"

by Chickenscooterkid449 April 5, 2022

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

Scooter Kid

Always at fault.

“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”

“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”

by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022

scooter ankle

An alternative way of saying suicide.

I hate this life. I'm gonna commit scooter ankle.

by Chillax_Bro August 17, 2021