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schwaag

1: shitty weed. cheap regular commercial ganja, usually compressed and full of seeds.

2: anything that sucks.

weed ganja herb swag shwag hippies stoners
Yo, I got this schwaag for like ten dollars an ounce, any takers?

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That kid's schwaag.

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Schwaag, I've stepped in dogshit barefoot again!
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Schwaag dog, get out the kitchen!
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Schwaag hippie, no doses!!!
by wandering a June 2, 2009
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Schwag

Usually referred as simply bad weed, however it is actually any male cannabis or pollinated female cannabis (in other words contains seeds). schwage can be better than some lower grade dank, however this is very rare. Schwag is grown for quantity, not quality.
Is that Schwag, or just a handful of shit?
by Closet Grow November 28, 2009
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Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
by Doogaloog January 6, 2008
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schwanz

German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.
"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."
by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009
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Schwag

Mediocre pot; a lot of people hate on it but if you're ghetto like me then it's good enough.
It's better than nothing. At least you got a good buzz if nothing else.
I smoked a joint of schwag weed and now I feel almost halfway high.
by Glastoki October 1, 2009
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shwang

OH, i fractured my shwang last night
by coricaman November 24, 2006
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schwag

1) Cheap weed, usually from Mexico or someone's farm in Missouri. 2) Usually associated with low grade or cheap marijuana.
That schwag I bought from Jorge ain't that bad, man!
by warisill December 18, 2003
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