schnuckerflutzed

To be utterly exasperated--lacking the words or capacity to exclaim cuss words, usually while intoxicated--or parenting.

She was in a state of being totally schnuckerflutzed.

If that kid does it again, I'm gonna be schnuckerflutzed.

by Jimmy B Goode June 11, 2006

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.

"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"

by Col December 5, 2003

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006

schmucky

This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.

"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"

by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009

Schmuck

A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.

Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.

by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018

schmucky

Yiddish slang relating to the penis.

You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.

by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003

schock

russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;

"oh, she's a schock alright!"

by russianbeauty April 20, 2009