Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012

Flag

Get the Weather Schmuck mug.

schmitzy

perspire, to sweat

Its schmitzy as hell outside!

by vandango March 19, 2009

Flag

Get the schmitzy mug.

Related Words

schmutz • Schmutzvering • schmutt • schmut • Schmutty • Schmutzwuffel • schmutzy • schmute • schmutter • schmuttkis

schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Flag

Get the schmutzing mug.

schmuck

a shmuck is another word for dickhead

sally “suzan your so ugly”
suzan “sally you fucking schmuck”
sally “suzan you take that back!”

by Ching Queef June 14, 2018

Flag

Get the schmuck mug.

Short for Schmotty the panda. A gentle, loving creature from the woodlands of Poland. A complete spaz, and has a very nice ghetto booty and a soft, pale white tummy.. very short attention span. Friends have strange names such as kittyhawk, mc holmes, leeeeeeevvvv, dragon, ect. and they r all gorgeous and sexxiii. schmotts have strange obsessions with poop. sometimes are mistaken for borat. She is very hot and an excellent cuddler. Ever body wanna b a schmott.

She has banged many exotic creatures over the years, and has two children. when she want it, she gets it!

***special note*** SCHMOTTS R SEXY BEASTS, ALSO IF U MESS WITH ONE, U DIE!

schmotty: poop is brown..not usually purple. but sometimes...

by *kittyhawk!* April 3, 2009

Flag