safety date

A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.

Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."

by Ensoe September 6, 2005

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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

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Salty Ass Juice

1. Butthole Fucking Juice

2.A tasty treat for whores!

(Kelly Wells to Sasha Knox)

"C'mon lick that salty ass juice, that's a tasty treat for whores, you should feel fuckin' privileged!"

by colombed mooyay January 19, 2008

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Satyajit

means "the victory of truth" or "truth always wins". in ancient times, it is believed that people with this name are righteous, truthful and supremely enlightened.

Satyajit is the one you can always trust. He always stands for satya and what is right.

by sv_godspeed February 9, 2010

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