this is when you want to tell someone a totally gross or raunchy storybut they are in the middle of eating so you tell them you'll tell it later but they ask you to save it for never
female: boy this sure is a good sandwich
male: did i ever tell you about the time i found that dead squirrel in my backyard?
female: can't you see i'm eating, save it for never!
male: did i ever tell you about the time i found that dead squirrel in my backyard?
female: can't you see i'm eating, save it for never!
by h2o boy November 28, 2011
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Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
by Puppylove January 8, 2009
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Ryan: "Oh man, I'm so full."
Laura: "At least you can afford food. When I was in Guatemala, I saw starving people, like, everywhere."
Ryan: "Stop being such a fucking save-the-worlder!"
Laura: "At least you can afford food. When I was in Guatemala, I saw starving people, like, everywhere."
Ryan: "Stop being such a fucking save-the-worlder!"
by Anthubc2010save-the-worlder October 21, 2010
Get the save-the-worlder mug.Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013
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Get the screen saver mug.The phrase is borrowed from the sport of ice hockey, but now applies in many contexts.
In hockey, a crude but effective save where the puck is diverted not with the end of the curved stick but with the handle. The player simply falls on the ice or bats at the puck with the stick. No points for style, and often fails, but a save is a save.
In other contexts, whenever a "player" manages to pull out a situational "save" at the last instant via reckless, feckless or random methods. As in financial markets, when institutions manage to move the market up in the last minutes of trading thus ensuring an "up" day, even though a "down" day was in the making.
In hockey, a crude but effective save where the puck is diverted not with the end of the curved stick but with the handle. The player simply falls on the ice or bats at the puck with the stick. No points for style, and often fails, but a save is a save.
In other contexts, whenever a "player" manages to pull out a situational "save" at the last instant via reckless, feckless or random methods. As in financial markets, when institutions manage to move the market up in the last minutes of trading thus ensuring an "up" day, even though a "down" day was in the making.
Did you see the 100 point stick save in the run up to the market bell? You gotta give the PPT credit, that was a thing of beauty.
by cougar_w October 14, 2010
Get the stick save mug.the saying the save a little bit squad started by jeeve have been using everyday for the last 2 years. save a little bit is commonly used for smokein weed. do you want to save?
by jeffrey bjorkman January 12, 2009
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