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Tin and Stock

A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.
Ned didn't have much to offer his guest to eat, so he raided his pantry and offered them up some tin and stock.
by Salvador Speights May 24, 2008
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Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
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jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
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tin and stock

A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.
He didn't have piss in his cabienet to slap up for a meal, so he raided his pantry and offered them up tin and stock.
by Salvador Speights May 25, 2008
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Stock Boobs

Refers to woman's breast that have not had any surgical operation performed on them that would make them bigger, or on rare occasions, smaller. The original pair of breast. Better than the fake ones.

In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.
Jenna Jameson definitely doesn't have stock boobs. I don't think she ever did.
by MrTallyMon August 8, 2012
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pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out
by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007
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full stock

A full stock is a fully erect penis. Therefore making a half stock, a half erected penis.
She gave me a Full Stock!
by globalman May 7, 2008
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