funnel squirt

similar to a Hot Fart. A fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.

When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.

After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.

I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.

by mpod September 05, 2006

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

Squirt Queen

A woman who can ejaculate, sometimes copious amounts of pussy juice from her snatch. Not piss either!! Real pussy cum!!

(Female Porn Star drilling herself with a dildo and fingering her clit at the same time): Ohhh FUCK YEESSSS! *SQUIIIIRRT!!*

by Betty Swollocks March 06, 2005

chunk squirts

The condition incurred after eating Denny's at 3 AM after a long night of Whiskey bombs and Budweiser bottles.

I woke up and had the chunky squirts all day at work.

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

hershey squirts

when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea

jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts

by ahmeddabuster69 June 12, 2018

Squirt

To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.

I want to squirt my best friend's lover.

by Jadya February 10, 2007

Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 02, 2009