Salmon handcuffs

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

salmon turd

despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning

jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!

by julian keen May 16, 2006

raging salmon

When u have a boner but its more than just a boner its a super boner-a raging salmon.

Every time i see jessica she gives a raging salmon.

by Kawaiikinks February 20, 2017

salmon slit

The word for such a time as a female's gash smells of fish. Often found on thrush sufferers.

Dude, that chick last night. You're a ledge for hitching me up but you could've told me about the salmon slit.

by Aldo43 September 5, 2007

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)

Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.

by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017